An old woman boarded a bus to lagos from
Calabar and told the driver; "driver, if u reach
Benin stop for me o!" The driver nodded and
then she shouted again: "my children, una
don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody
responded YES MA.On the long journey to
lagos, everybody slept off except d driver & d
woman. They never knew she didn't know
Benin.
After several hours of driving, with lagos
close by and Benin about 3 hrs behind,The
poor woman then asked; driver you never
reach benin? The driver exclaimed; madam
benin is like 3 hours behind us. the woman
started crying "take me back to Benin abeg I
no wan wahala o!!!"After considering her age,
it was agreed, that the driver should turn
back to Benin.
On getting to benin, the driver came down,
opened the door and told the woman she is in
Benin. The woman simply opened her hand
bag, brought out a sachet of panadol,
removed two tablets and swallowed it with
water. She then smiled and said; Na my
daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2
tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go Lagos.
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